One Devil Is Never Enough

It was enough to bring God out of seclusion. Hugo Chavez's claim that George Bush is "el diablo" forced God to give up the next few months of time share in Palm Beach so that he can straighten out this issue of "devil, not a devil". (God had previously been using up his extended share in Hilton Head, fulfilling the adage waste not, want not.)

God realized that there was quite a list of others who would fit this "el diablo" definition, and decided to form a list--naughty and naughtier--to possibly smolder Chavez's anger.

Coulter, often confused for the devil's wife, could easily step into those hot shoes herself with her biting commentary and near-tear ending of interviews (sometimes her tears). Once a card, always a card, as Internet Weekly shows with the GOP playing cards that have yet to see print but look quite amusing online. (God favors the fiery background of Robert Novak, himself.) God hasn't seen a hotter temptress since he did time in San Juan for dope smuggling.





God wants to make it very clear that there is a difference between vampires and devils. One sucks blood and lives off of human nutrients. The other takes the soul of those in need and damns them to eternal hell on earth. Unfortunately, this picture does little to clarify that difference.










This is a no brainer. God only wishes that Chavez could have mentioned the misses when he spoke of sulfur still smelling at the podium.





The man to the left left little for those he screwed over in the Enron case. God knows he's dead but just felt compelled to include him.





Off the top of his head, these are the ones God felt would be included on any el Diablo list. God wants to remind Chavez, one devil is never enough.