God in Sports, He Wishes

UK football made a somewhat religious trade today when Manchester City agreed to sell Robbie Fowler back to Liverpool. Fowler, called "God" by many of the local fans, feels that he is returning to his "spiritual home." Fowler is also referred to as "the prodigal son." God's pretty sure there is a difference between the two.

The team figures they will make plenty of money selling Fowler t-shirts with this "Fairy-tale transfer of the season." A top-notch striker, Fowler is ecstatic to be back with his home team and stated the he was fine taking a pay cut to get back there.

There are no regrets now for Fowler, just joy that he finally has the chance to prove he is the best Liverpool striker in a generation, and justify his nickname of "God."

God's only regret is that he didn't take up football during his studies at Oxford.