Gravity From Above

God has been busy reconsidering the principles of gravity lately, as Salt Lake City resident Jason Kane enforces God's role in scientific development.

Obviously everything originates with divine creation, thus the natural attraction of everything to the surface of the Earth. There is nowhere near consensus in the scientific community on the issue. The best they've come up with is that the Earth is spinning so fast (doesn't seem that fast from where I'm standing) we somehow get pulled toward the ground. The debate on taking God out of gravity is far from over.

After consulting Einstein's theory of relativity and Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow, God would like Mr. Kane to move just a little more left of center.