Strip for the Message of God

Yes, even God supports this method of spreading his word. Former Vegas stripper Heather Veitch, from Riverside, California, sees her beauty and charm as a bonus for letting others know about God's wise ways. She started a website, J.C.'s Girls Girls Girls, to show present strippers that she knows where they are coming from and where they can go, if they so desire. The site addresses women in the business and the men who support them, offering testimonials of the converted and a DVD that teases "See us in ACTION".

However, with guide books like the above, Veitch and company shall be busy. Their plan? They come baring gifts. The J.C. Girls ministry visits dens of inequity to hand out T-shirts stamped with the ancient proverb "Holy Hottie" wrapped around Bibles. Veitch will even pay for lap dances to talk to women face-to-face to assure them that everyone is welcome at the house of worship, noting that

. . . strippers and porn stars don't have to quit their jobs before entering a church. She said, "Do we ask gluttons to stop eating too much before they come to church?"

Definitely not, says God. Because he knows that he and others always enjoy a good meal before service.