Did You Get the Memo?

Someone screwed up. God knows he prepared a memo for the Westboro Baptist Church (GodHatesAmerica.com) about the rally in Baltimore last weekend against The Laramie Project, but he thinks that no one copied it to hand out. Not a soul from Fred Phelps' entourage showed, and those who gathered at Loyola College to counter-protest were left out in the cold. Phelps's caravan was also scheduled to visit Annapolis and a few other churches in Baltimore to tell them just how much God hates them (see "God Sends out Traveling Hate Band, Again" 1/24/06 posting). Fearing that Phelps has watched Office Space too many times and has taken the direction of the Westboro organization into his own hands, God says this is the last time he delegates small details for large projects. He will do his own printing and distribution for future hate rallies.